Very hardcore adult jokes
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. It's the same adrenaline rush you get from riding a roller coaster. You scream with terror even though you know you're perfectly safe.
Tamsin Egerton. Age: 29. I am sweet, fragrant, soft and very gentle. When you find yourself in my arms, you truly realize all my beauty. So affordable and so relaxed! I am not prone to shyness, I like to do what I like, and even more I like to give pleasure!
Malin Akerman. Age: 25. Do you need to hide from the outside world and satisfy in bed ?! Oh, with me it is not enough that it is possible, I also very much want it. You will swim in the oceans and seas of my passion and tenderness!
My wife bought herself three dildos. I thought it must be one for each hole, until I saw her taping them together. Halfway through my shift at the Photo Shop, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife.
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume.